Time reveals in some the bowling ball-head gene, and in others the cinderblock-head gene.

First law of thermodynamics: any time a medication falls to the floor, it ends up in the most inaccessible space possible.

Life happened; he never knew what hit him.

The universe deposits money in our accounts every day, in the form of reality.

Four deer corpses on the road to Bethlehem.
Wildlife suicide in the new America.

She was eager to talk about the most fascinating person she had ever met, herself.

The group repudiated any suggestion of esthetic joy or gestural flourish in its practice. Details not grounded in rigorously defended academic theory were ruthlessly prosecuted. Working there was like joining the Taliban.

They expected nothing, for which they were grateful.

This just in: internet preferable to all previous human endeavor.

When he stepped out to get the paper the sun was shining, and he realized for the first time in months that he wasn’t scared. Maybe this was how it was for people. Maybe this was what he could hope for.

Our moments together were uniformly unpleasant, but I was grateful for every one.

Life lessons so far:
1) life
2) life