I think I can safely say, with great pleasure, your best days are well behind you.

It is the theory which decides what we can observe.—AE

Is any word more ominous than the word ominous?

Walking past the house I hear Jerry yelling at Siri again. It’s that time of night.

I know you by your habits; the grooves you have cut in the world; the familiar boredoms I would miss beyond all else.

You’ve finally perfected your craft. The only interesting parts were the mistakes.